{"id":4230,"date":"2015-09-27T21:50:52","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T01:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/?p=4230"},"modified":"2015-09-27T21:51:47","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T01:51:47","slug":"osipenkos-wit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/?p=4230","title":{"rendered":"OSIPENKO’S WIT"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since you\u2019ve pre-ordered, I\u2019ll give you a preview.<\/p>\n

\u201cAre you crazy?\u201d Zubkovskaya said to her. \u201cDo you realize you\u2019re marrying a man five years younger?\u201d (Later, however, Zubkovskaya herself married Kutznetsov, who was six years younger than she.) \u201cEvery time Zubkovskaya saw me she asked, \u2018Tell me, what do you do with him?\u2019 Finally I said, \u2018Inna, I don\u2019t know; every morning I wake up, look around and think, Did I get married or did I give birth?\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Since you\u2019ve pre-ordered, I\u2019ll give you a preview. \u201cAre you crazy?\u201d Zubkovskaya said to her. \u201cDo you realize you\u2019re marrying a man five years younger?\u201d (Later, however, Zubkovskaya herself married Kutznetsov, who was six years younger than she.) \u201cEvery time … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4230"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4232,"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4230\/revisions\/4232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lobenthal.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}