Because these people are lapdogs.
Trump has a petulant meltdown because the septuagenarian baby can’t hear anything but praise —
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, when not accusing Democrats of executing babies, complains that her mascara was insulted —
And so the WH poodles cancel the comic monologue this year.
Thank you, Samantha Bee, for staging your own First Amendment jamboree as a counter event.